The perfect gift for that friend who cancels plans before you even invite them. Or for yourself, because let’s be honest, some days just aren’t it.
The Nope, Not Today! hamper is designed for the selectively social, the over-peopled, and the ones who know that a low battery isn’t just for phones.
Inside this introvert-approved survival kit:
☕ A "Social Battery Charging" mug – because caffeine is the only thing worth engaging with in the morning.
🧦 Cozy, fluffy socks – ideal for ghosting plans in maximum comfort.
👕 A T-shirt that says it all – “Nope, Not Today” with a dying battery. No further explanation needed.
📌 A mood-matching pin – selection may vary, but rest assured, they all say, “Please, no.”
Perfect for gifting to your favorite introvert, your burnt-out bestie, or yourself (because let’s be real, you deserve it).
Warning: May cause extreme relaxation and unapologetic me-time. Instructions provided.
⚠ Some items may vary according to stock availability.
